Fluff Pedal To The Metal!

"Mark - Sixpots None The Richer" (marklinde) 09/01/2015 at 17:30 • Filed to: Das Boot, Kolbenfresser

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I have a problem, Opponauts. My fluff pedal doesn’t work no matter how hard I step on it. I just hear some weird squeaking noises from the engine bay?! Any ideas what might be wrong with it?

Wacko > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:33

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You have to step harder on it.

No don’t I have 2 cats myself

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Wacko 09/01/2015 at 17:35

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I was really American-History-X-ing the pedal. Believe me, it didn’t work... ;-)

$kaycog > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:35

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Fluff pedal is purrfectly fine!

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > $kaycog 09/01/2015 at 17:36

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Hrhr.

Working fine by doing nothing. Cat!

Dusty Ventures > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:37

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Try an aggressive clutch kick

$kaycog > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:39

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Fluff pedal is adorable!

Echo51 > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:40

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You’re missing the dash fluffer!

Or maybe try removing the purr from your intake air tubing.

HammerheadFistpunch > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:42

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A noise emitted from the fluff pedal is perfectly normal and indicates proper operation of the pedal. However, its not been determined what, if anything, it actually does and so I advice discontinued use until a reason for its existence is determined.

Pdb > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:43

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Shoulda got the PDK. Porsche-darn-kat.

EL_ULY > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:45

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No kitty that’s my BMW!!!

No kitty that’s my BMW!!!

NO KITTY’s A BAD KITTY!!!

and 100 more > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:47

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Oof, still too soon man...

and 100 more > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:48

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Have you recently installed a cat-back exhaust?

DrScientist > HammerheadFistpunch 09/01/2015 at 17:48

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i believe its used to make the car disinterested in you.

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > and 100 more 09/01/2015 at 17:50

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I was thinking about publishing it. The scene is horrible for sure.

But I couldn’t resist typing the most disturbing image. That’s the way my humor works I’m afraid. Sorry. ;-)

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > HammerheadFistpunch 09/01/2015 at 17:50

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This is one of the best things I’ve ever read. Thank you! :-D

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Echo51 09/01/2015 at 17:51

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Thanks, I’ll make sure to remedy those issues as soon as possible.

Spaceball-Two > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 17:54

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Tie your shoe hippie.

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > DrScientist 09/01/2015 at 17:55

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Haha!

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Spaceball-Two 09/01/2015 at 17:56

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Be glad I wore shoes at all! It was a crazy day. Nuts!

;-)

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > and 100 more 09/01/2015 at 17:59

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No, but a dogleg shifter. Might this be of any importance? Maybe those two parts clash?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Echo51 09/01/2015 at 17:59

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That is one fluffy damn cat.

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Dusty Ventures 09/01/2015 at 18:00

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I was maybe to gentle with me heel-toeing at this point. I’ll try it your way!

Chariotoflove > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 18:03

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Maybe need a new catalytic converter?

Tohru > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 18:08

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Don’t stomp the pedal trying to make it work. You’ll just get the carpet dirty.

and 100 more > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/01/2015 at 18:10

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No need to be sorry, man. I like gallows humor.

But that scene will forever be too soon for me personally. You know it’s a great movie when you still feel the effects of it years and years later...

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > and 100 more 09/01/2015 at 18:22

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Absolutely!

It’s a lasting scene from a great movie. Everyone I know who saw it is still moved by it.

It’s a bit like the Omaha Beach scene from SPR. You can’t shake it off anymore. This is “good use of violence” to carry a strong message.

Echo51 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 09/02/2015 at 03:02

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90% furball, 10% tiny cat lady under. I showered her once, she shrinks to nothing.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Echo51 09/02/2015 at 06:25

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Yeah, mine is basically the same. He looks huge because he's so hairy, but he only weighs like 9lbs

Declan Hackett > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer 09/06/2015 at 14:27

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Is this some hypermiler shit… To get that purring engine sound without actually using fuel!